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Girls, Boys, Porn and Toys

As a nineteen-year-old college girl, I constantly hear about relationships (and lack there of) from girls and guys.

I have acquired plenty of my own personal experiences in this questionable category, and after my fair share of research and observations, I have developed a theory.

I have noticed guys and girls have a tendency to think, “I can do better.”

We are all picky; some of us are picky just about who to develop a relationship with, but not so picky about who to have casual sex with. Others are picky about vis versa or both.

Guys and girls also have another common factor, we want we can’t have! And we don’t appreciate what we do have.

A guy can have a beautiful, intelligent, motivated, successful girl right in front of him practically begging him to make him his girlfriend and he won’t do it.

He thinks he could do better, he sees something wrong with her (or makes up something in his head that is wrong with her) and doesn’t give her the one thing she wants from him, a committed and exclusive relationship.

Sex usually plays a key roll in this, like the old saying goes, “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?” But I know people who had sex before they were officially together and they still developed a relationship.

This never happened to me and there are lots of other girls that haven’t lucked out like that, so what are those girls doing that we aren’t?

Now about those toys, since not very many boys know how to really please a woman in bed, (but we are nice and pretend like you do) we end up taking care of business ourselves.

Sorry boys, a vibrator has about 98% of you beat. On average, if a girl sleeps with twenty guys in her lifetime, she only truly enjoyed two of them.

So if you have a girl or lots of girls that just won’t get off your dick, it’s probably because you have good cock and you know how to use it, unfortunately those few guys with good cock abuse their powers and take douche bag to a whole new level.

The rest of the guys that aren’t top dick are responsible for girls defaulting to vibrators. Once a girl discovers the wonders of a vibrator it’s game over.

Now she has even higher expectations of sex and orgasms and is left only wanting that douche bag’s cock because it’s bomb or the vibrator, and we all need the real deal. So she has doomed herself into a vicious circle of douche bags.

Now for the worst of the worst, the boys that just got lucky to have a great girl fall for them, but are in a “douche bag” stage even though they don’t have good cock and they treat that poor little girl like shit, then ruin her life as she knows it and nine times out of ten becomes a slut.

The obvious “solution” would be to get rid of porn and vibrators then everyone’s standards would be lowered, but that isn’t realistic. So I don’t have a solution, I just have a theory.