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How to Piss a Girl Off

How to Piss a Girl Off

Not Texting Her First – This generation’s females’ version of holding the door open for a female is texting her before she does. It makes her feel all giddy and shit. Girls go through that emotional...
If We Date, How to Piss a Guy Off

If We Date, How to Piss a Guy Off

You Shall Not Interrupt Me While Watching Sporting Events- Unless a family member just died, the house is on fire or your informing me that your running to the store to get more beer. Wait until after...
4 Good Reasons Not To Be A Slut

4 Good Reasons Not To Be A Slut

There are plenty of reasons not to be a slut.  We’re all adults that have been through high school health so I won’t waste time talking about chlamydia, gonorrhea, or the syph.  Maybe you’ve encountered...
Brangelina to hit town for movie

Brangelina to hit town for movie

JUST as Sydneysiders recover from the surplus of celebrity spottings throughout the filming of Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby, a new set of A-listers is rumoured to be headed to town. Film industry...
Brad Pitt v tidal wave of zombies

Brad Pitt v tidal wave of zombies

DON’T let those chiseled good looks and perfume ads deceive you. Brad Pitt is just the sort of man you’ll want by your side when the zombie apocalypse comes. Pitt plays a loving family man...
Packer ‘spent $50,000 honing new buff body’

Packer ‘spent $50,000 honing new buff body’

THE TAB is still running on James Packer’s quest for the body beautiful – 12 months after undergoing gastric banding surgery the casino magnate is said to have spent close to $50,000 perfecting...
Office gossip going viral – email the top tool

Office gossip going viral – email the top tool

OFFICE gossip might be rife at the water cooler but emails have emerged as the best forum for workers to spread scuttlebutt. A study of 600,000 emails by the Georgia Institute of Technology has found...
Stars react on Twitter to Obama victory

Stars react on Twitter to Obama victory

BEYONCE chose last night to join Instagram, posting a picture of herself in a T-shirt emblazoned with the phrase ‘Texans for Obama’ on the photograph sharing website. Jay-Z and Beyoncé Knowles...
Don’t worry New York, Super Miranda is here

Don’t worry New York, Super Miranda is here

NEW York, when God decides to wipe you off the map with a superstorm, there’s only one person you can rely on to save the day: an Aussie – in expensive underwear. Yes, forget Spider-man...
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’s Sydney

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’s Sydney

THE “sexiest woman alive” and TV’s highest paid actor snuck into Sydney yesterday to catch a break and check out the koalas. Fresh from squashing some out-of-control pregnancy rumours,...